Archive for November, 1995

Vito’s Ark

Friday, November 24th, 1995

(Excerpt from Edwin Decker’s unpublished first novel: Angel)
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Vito didn’t believe much in God in his young days. He devoted himself toward becoming an outrageously successful businessman. Success, of course, meant wealth. And he was wealthy. Sanitation was his expertise. At 23, he owned and operated two sanitation districts, seven convenience stores, and a not-too bloody loan-sharking service on the side.

Tessie worked for Vito in his Bronx convenience store. She liked Vito, was even attracted to him. Unaware of his greed and womanizing, what Tessie saw was a sharply-dressed man, tall and dark. He noticed her too. He loved her girlishness and innocence as she thoughtlessly put cash into his till – into his wallet – without a second thought.

“I could teach her much,” he thought, watching her fingers deftly clack register keys and flip her thick, black hair from her eyes.
“What’s your name?” he asked.

“Tessie,” she replied.

“When do you get off work, Tessie?” (He was so bold.)

“About eight o’ clock,” she replied, all the time thinking how she couldn’t wait to tell everybody. How proud they would be of her.

“I’ll pick you up at eight,” he said, kissed her hand, and floated away.

As he walked toward his Mercedes, Vito preened his hair and smiled.

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Somebody Put that Ear on Ice!

Wednesday, November 15th, 1995

Some people take their football a little too seriously. Today, at an Ocean Beach Sports bar called Fat Freddies, a Raiders fan bite off the ear of a Chargers fan and spit it at my feet. And the Chargers weren’t even playing the Raiders! Here’s how it went down.

There are three Chargers fans sitting at one table and two Raiders fans sitting at another table across the room. The Raiders fans (a seedy lot of demon spawn) weren’t satisfied with the demeanor of the Raiders/Chiefs game. The Chargers fans (a group of dim-witted man-children to be sure) were quite pleased to see the Chargers kicking the Eagles asses. This infuriated Satan’s children. Words and glances were exchanged, and escalating, throughout the game.

The Chargers win their game about five minutes sooner (by the game clock) than the Raiders game, and they hoot and holler with glee.

At this point, all eyes are on the Raiders game, which actually looks like a comeback might happen. They are down by five points but Jeff Hostetler is driving them into the redzone and just as it looks like victory is in his grasp, Hoss gets picked off and run back for a KC touchdown: game over. (more…)

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