Barzilla stomps into the bar.

Step aside or be squished.

"A beer!" snaps Barzilla
stepping in front of others.

"Hey Baby!" he says to the girl
and sniffs.

Barzilla is besotted by drink
and lust.

Barzilla doesn't like to lose in pool.
He huffs around the table
Bashing shots and muttering.

He slams the stick to the floor.

He shouts,

"ANOTHER BEER!"

He often pays with nickels and dimes.
Barzilla never, ever, ever, tips.

He drinks shots
and breathes fire.

He says things like,
"Nice tits!"
or
"Put some booze in it this time!"

Sometimes King Kong comes in.
They go at it,
thrashing tables and chairs
like buildings in Tokyo.

Barzilla carries steel.

Don’t fuck with Barzilla.

Image by Dave Lonteen