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Jesus had me doing crunches today.
His spiny fingers curled around my ankles.
He wanted me to do 6 million crunches.
I told him 20 was my limit.
Jesus lifted his shirt to inspire me.
He had a 70-pack on his abs.
Jesus charges 8 thousand dollars an hour
To be your personal trainer
Which is fair don’t you think,
being the Son of God and all?
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