10) She's actually agreed to meet with your 40-year old, fat, middle aged ass
9) Screen name is Chris_Hansen_undercover123
8) Asks you to bring condoms, alcohol, and your lawyer's business card
7) Knows what a "dirty sanchez" is
6) Wants to know if you wouldn't mind including Dan Rather for a threesome
5) When you ask what alcoholic beverages she likes to drink, she answers "Glenfiddich, neat"
4) Seems to understand and even LOL's at your joke about the U.S. senate hearing with Attorney General Alberto Gonzales
3) When you talk on the phone her voice sounds like that guy on TV who catches all those terrible pedophiles
2) You arrive at her house and there are cookies and lemonade waiting for you. Get out now!
1) ???
That's all I could come up with. I need an entry for number one. Anyone care to contribute?
Comments (2)
When giving you directions to her house, she tells you to look for the house that has a van in front with an 80 foot antenna on it.
Posted by d.a. kolodenko | April 20, 2007 10:22 AM
Posted on April 20, 2007 10:22
Lists her turn-ons as “voice-overs, roll-ins, and Stone Phillips’ throat.”
Posted by tony phillips | April 20, 2007 10:22 AM
Posted on April 20, 2007 10:22