The longer your live -- the more you realize what a sonovabitch God can be. First, he starts a series of raging wildfires in southern California to punish us for tolerating gays and the ACLU, then he comes down to Earth to save a few things from the fire. So what does he decide to save? His own damn book.

Yeah, this family's entire house burnt down but they're calling it a miracle that a bible survived. Oh it's a miracle all right. It's a miracle anybody still worships this selfish jerk!