(To be spoken/read in the style of the Gregorian Chant)

Then Jesus did pass the Tupperware to his disciples, and say

"This . . . is my product line. It will keep the blood of the everlasting covenant fresh for we--eeks"

Jesus then showed them the deluxe set.

He opened his arms wide, and said, "Perhaps I can interest you in the hamburger press and freezer set? The Hamburger Press and Freezer Set makes a great Christmas gi--ift"

And the disciples passed it around to each other.

And paul said, "Write me down for a set, Je--sus
And john said, "Me too--oo,"
And peter said, "I'll take two, one for my sister and one for my bruh--ther.

And Judas testified, "But, Jesus, doth not Ziploc bags serve the same function as Tupperware and yet is much chea--per?

And Jesus said, "Yo Judas, why you always trying to fuck up my shi--it?"

Here is a live reading of The Last Tupperware Party

Thanks to Alicia Champion of Durga Sound for the audio