Jesus had me doing crunches today.
His spiny fingers curled around my ankles.
He wanted me to do 6 million crunches.
I told him 20 was my limit.
Jesus lifted his shirt to inspire me.
He had a 70-pack on his abs.
Jesus charges 8 thousand dollars an hour
To be your personal trainer,
which is fair don’t you think,
being the Son of God and all?
Image by Ted Washington
Tags: jesus christ, personal trainer
