He is retarded. Which is to say he is “behind” (the meaning of the word retarded) He is desperately out of date – out of sync with society and the times in which he lives. He is as offensive as a comic strip with big lipped negros and women who only wear dresses with aprons over them. He is *morbidly* retarded – socially and intellectually. But it is comforting to note that… well, at least the world at large understands this. His entire paid staff quit today when he announced his plans to run for president. That is hilarious. When the guys you work with on a daily basis say: “Oh hell no – you should not have that kind of power you retarded retard.” … and quit… en-masse… it is a pretty good sign that people (in general) are tired of you.

As a member of congress I want to begin by saying you don’t understand the immense talent and leadership gifts Mr. Gingrich possesses. I know he is by far the most beloved figure in American Culture today and is more important and vibrant than he ever was. He remains in an elite group of leaders along with George Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln.

Newt Gingrich is not a member of the world community; he is member of the American community. A community that upholds the values and laws of Hammurabi’s code and is so vast in power and greatness it need not participate in the world around it. Mr. Gringrich’s America is the quarterback that does not need the team, the Jimi Hendrix that does not need a guitar, the Fred Astaire that does not need Ginger Rogers, the Peanut butter that does not need Jelly, or the Tiger that does not need Woods.

The world community needs to understand that America is the birthplace of the cotton gin, that America won the battle of 1812, that we can flush our toilet paper, that we are the original innovators and enablers of the global economic downturn born of the subprime mortgage crisis, we believe school shootings are not a problem, and, more importantly, if people are getting blown up or getting hurt or being mistreated by us that is not our problem or our priority. What is our priority is watching pseudo reality TV such as American Idol and masturbating profusely to pornography while diddling our own rectums. In short America is special and the rules of regular behavior do not apply. The world is here to serve us.

Mr. Gingrich is the last great ambassador to the world community that America has. He is the only man whose bladder fills with wisdom, and whose bowels explode with passionate eruptions of common sense. He is the final, ultimate man of the American dream, our last magnificent father, his Political loins seek only to propagate the lineage of American preeminence in the world’s womb that has been made barren by its blasphemous disregard for our, and his, unchallengeable superiority.

Mr. Decker, your comments on Mr. Gingrich are despicable and you should hang your head in shame. You call yourself a man but are a sham. In fact you are a shim! You refuse straight from the backside of actor Paul Reubens or American heretic Benedict Arnold. You think Richard Marx is real music. You are a disgrace to Mr. Gingrich and an abomination to his unadulterated heroism, sacrifice, courage, appetite, selflessness, generosity and great thrusting spasms of political coitus in making America the great nation that it is.

Thank you.

Peace out Edwin, just a reminder I love your work.
Once again,
JT in Philadelphia Pa