Comments on: Merry Agnostmas and Happy Satanukkah

By: suela decker

suela decker — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:48:52 +0000

hey, Coleen,
Thank for your greetings.
Hopefully, I can get to see you again.
The Mother

By: Allison

Allison — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 09:30:58 +0000

Hi Ed, I read this article during my lunch break from my desk in Islamabad. I can’t tell you how many of my colleagues (all Pakistani Muslims) wished me a Merry Christmas last week. One taped a Christmas card to my office door, another took me out for lunch and presented me with flowers and a small gift, and one guy even sincerely apologized for forgetting to wish me Merry Christmas before the actual day. Your article has made me appreciate these gestures even more.

By: Jennifer Slaughter

Jennifer Slaughter — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 02:22:03 +0000

Brilliant! It always amazes me how self-centered people can be and that they have the balls to be so dense on national tv…way to call them out!

By: Dave Frazier

Dave Frazier — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 04:17:13 +0000

Thank you, Ed! That was the first heart-felt, gut-wrenching belly-laugh I’ve had in a while – what great therapy! I laughed til I cried – because it’s true.

By: Judith O'Boyle

Judith O'Boyle — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 23:21:23 +0000

Ed, What a great piece of writing. Totally sums up my cynical feelings about this mush that spews from the mouths of the “informed” ladies. Joy is a Joy regardless of the season. Whoppie ebbs and flows with the crazies–she does afterall believe in god–she’s afraid, or her agent is afraid. to say otherwise. Elizabeth (the righter) and Sherri (the village idiot saving herself for the next committed born again screw). Wishing you all kinds of holiday cheer, wherever that may lead you.

By: Colleen

Colleen — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:04:22 +0000

Hey Ed! Such blasphemous words about “The View” gals!! I shall pray for your soul, light a candle for your soul, burn some sage for your soul and ask my Jew friends to say a pray at the Wailing Wall for you and your soul!!
Hey! If you send “The Mother” a bottle of Rumple Minze (the correct spelling… I just checked…and since I was checking…well you know! mmmmm feel the burn!) save some for me! And tell her I said hi.
Dave… so sorry to hear you are under the weather. I hope your get well card to Ed makes you feel better.
Actually the ladies can get a bit “out there”! Good to see you are doing research in your recliner!!
~~Peace! (on Earth –flat or round — and goodwill toward men…or women…or cross-gendered… or….)

By: jp

jp — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 02:06:27 +0000

I can’t help but edit your extra-ordinary piece:

“Are these ladies retarded? If holiday greeting cards are about the sender, why do they all say, “Wishing you…” and “Hope you have…” fer CHRISTMAS’ sakes!”

By: Carlos

Carlos — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:37:39 +0000

You watch this show so karmic wheels can crush your spleen and make you pee dark brown blood, like after a great party. These women need a transfusion from my high performance stockpile. I blend blood additives to meet NASCAR standards and to sell in our prisons. I filter out all the stuff that makes you smart and put in an enzyme that will enable you to talk louder than anyone else on TV. It will boost your ratings, your sex drive, give you 12 pack abs and flo-master exhaust. You’ll be more righteous than an entire chicken coop filled with Texas Rangers. Reports of 25% better poetry writing is routine but I’m not bragging, I’m too modest for that. You have great potential Decker but you’ll need my blood before you begin aging real fast and end up talking thru your nose like Nancy Grace!

By: Vince

Vince — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:24:13 +0000

Ed. Nice piece that points out the absurdities of two inane drones.

I got it! Submit this as a script to SNL just so we can see Fred Armisen as Joy Behar pick at his/her shirt while exclaiming, ‘So What? Who Cares?’

Vince

By: Karyl Miller

Karyl Miller — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:57:03 +0000

What? There were no re-runs of “Barney” on?