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Then there was the boy whose lips were pursed so tightly that it seemed as though a black hole had formed in his mouth and was sucking all the matter from his face. He was followed by a girl who was so aghast at being on stage that the wisps of her breath rising from her mouth spelled out the words “Help me.”

As for Noah, EPIVIR no prescription, Online EPIVIR without a prescription, he didn’t seem frightened. Nor was he that horrible a player, EPIVIR pictures, Where can i find EPIVIR online, considering he only began six months ago. However, the piece he chose was a lyrical and melodical abomination known as “The Dreidel Song.”

“I have a little dreidel / I made it out of clay / And when it’s dry and ready / The dreidel I shall play.”

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“It has a lovely body / With legs so short and thin / And when my dreidel’s tired / It drops and then I win!”

Question: what kind of dumbass game is won by a piece that gets tired and drops, EPIVIR mg. Seems like that makes you the loser, yes. Secondly, a dreidel doesn’t have legs. It’s got a fat, squat torso, which hardly qualifies as a “lovely body.”

“Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel / I made it out of clay / when it’s dry and ready….” and isn’t that all the song does all day. “Dreidel, clay, dreidel, play, dreidel, spin, dreidel win,” like the song itself is a top—which is to say that it spins pointlessly in place, EPIVIR FOR SALE. That’s what I was thinking anyway, followed by the thought that this was all obviously some sort of karmic punishment.

See, I, too, took piano lessons when I was a lad of about 10 or 11, and watching these kids bludgeon their songs reminded me of how I tortured my family by playing “Michael Row Your Boat” on the living-room piano for four days straight, with my mom and dad on the couch taking turns punching each other in the head in hopes that their ears would swell and close.

Anyway, the recital ended without incident. No one ran out screaming, nor was much blood shed, save for some pulpy trickles leaking out of a few ear canals. I learned a lot from that incident. And as a survivor of the dreaded children’s Holiday Recital, I feel qualified to offer advice.

My advice is this: When the parents of an aspiring musician invite you to a recital, you tell them “Yes” (giving the illusion of support for the endeavors of their offspring). Then, on the morning of the performance, stab yourself in the face, thereby providing a valid excuse as to why you didn’t show. Painful. Yes. But far less so than actually attending the thing—regardless of how many skin grafts were necessary.

Ed Decker
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3 Responses to “EPIVIR FOR SALE”

  1. Colleen says:

    Good job Ed! Recitals can be quite painful and often even more painful for the poor little musicians who are being put through that experience of youth! Ha! My childhood painful memory is screeching through some long forgotten song on a violin. Could never get the hang of drawing the bow across the strings with out screeching about every other note. Awww memories!!

  2. edwin says:

    Thanks Colleen. I agree, that violin, when poorly played, is a bloodlet to be sure. Reminds me of the great Richard Brautigan flash fiction story called The Scarlatti Tilt. It was one sentence long.

    The Scarlatti Tilt

    “It isn’t easy living with a man who’s trying to learn the violin,” she said to the detective, handing him the revolver.

  3. Torbin says:

    You really should be ashamed of yourself, Decker

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