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  1. paul says:

    I read CityBeat on the bus this morning, and was amused by your piece on bigotry – though a little (well, quite) disturbed by it too. I come originally from Northern Ireland, where for a long time, bigotry was big! It ruled the roost – police, politicians, judges, schoolteachers, bank managers, everybody, really. You couldn’t get ahead in N.I. unless you were a bigot. That’s why I left in 1986. It really dragged the country down. Well, backwards, really, all the way to the 17th century.
    Now I know you consider your journalistic bigotry to be “clean”, and most of it is probably just stated for a joke anyway, but I feel I need to ask you to ease off on the idea that bigotry doesn’t matter because – as was ALWAYS stated in N.I. “we’re all bigots, really”. No, we are NOT. There is a fundamental difference in disagreeing with someone for a reason and disagreeing with them for no reason. Bigotry happens in the latter case, and causes very real problems if allowed to fester. The former case causes arguments initially, then discussions, then understanding and agreements.
    I encourage you to think, in future, rather than just react. Think “why do I despise fat black female TV presenters?”, and you may come up with some interesting answers. Maybe you should just sit down and watch one of their shows, you may enjoy it. Similar for all you other bigoted attitudes. Female comedians, for example. I saw Margaret Cho advertised in CityBeat a few months ago, and attended (and enjoyed) her concert (with a female friend). You didn’t hate her enough to refuse the money you made from advertising the show, right? Maybe you just have a subconscious problem at accepting that women can be powerful. I suggest therapy may be in order.
    But bigotry unchecked is not a good thing, and should never be ignored. So check your head!

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