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Transformers (Revenge of the Fallen)

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Director: Michael Bay

Starring: Shia LaBeouf

Plot: Decepticon forces return to Earth on a mission to take Sam Witwicky prisoner, after the young hero learns the truth about the ancient origins of the Transformers. Joining the mission to protect humankind is Optimus Prime, who forms an alliance with international armies for a second epic battle.

Year: 2009

Handroll Ranking: handrollhandrollhandrollhandroll_half
(3.5 out of 5 handrolls)

Haiku Review

Smoking hot, bot-babe

Abuses Sam with metal tongue.

The rest is rad too

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2 Responses to “Transformers (Revenge of the Fallen)”

  1. Tyler Jordan says:
    July 7, 2009 at 12:47 am

    Babe is not enough
    to put up with Michael Bay
    Rather watch porno

  2. edwin says:
    July 7, 2009 at 12:50 am

    But monsters, scary
    killing and eating mankind
    that was pretty cool

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