Archives
- 2009.04.30: The Definition of Definition
- 2009.04.21: Ultimate Music Challenge Returns
- 2009.04.16: Strip Joint Tips
- 2009.04.02: My Sacred Muse
- 2009.03.31: TEAM TRIVIA PLUS
- 2009.03.05: ATTENTION MUSIC FANS
- 2009.03.04: Frivolous or Fabulous
(Of Brave Hearts and Irritable Bowels) - 2009.02.20: Funny with an Asterisk
(An Open Letter to Alt-Weekly Cartoonists) - 2009.02.07: Slippery Slopes
(If sexy funky donkey love is wrong, I don't want to be right) - 2009.02.01: Schmoozing and Boozing
Why I love the Southern California Writers' Conference) - 2009.01.26: Fox Watch
- 2009.01.22: Beware the Ides of January
- 2009.01.16: Fox Watch (Bill "Oaf" Reilly)
- 2009.01.07: The Jader
(How to celebrate a holiday that you are not able to celebrate) - 2008.12.11: Kids Talk about God
- 2008.12.04: The Sea and Cake
- 2008.11.26: Ignoring history
(What Prohibition tried to teach us about the war on drugs) - 2008.11.11: Separate but Sequel
(No love for seven out of 10 black voters in California) - 2008.11.06: Cold War Kids
- 2008.11.03: Redskins Loss = Obama Victory
- 2008.10.29: The Custodian
- 2008.10.24: The Trouble With Fruit Flies
- 2008.10.18: Ode to the Red Fox Room
- 2008.10.17: Sarah-Speak
- 2008.10.07: The Five Phases of Starting Smoking Again
- 2008.09.19: Reggae Proper
(My virtual date with Lisa Silverman) - 2008.09.18: Pink Spiders
- 2008.09.06: My Funeral
- 2008.08.27: Gregory Page
(All Make Believe) - 2008.08.22: Remote Control Control Freak
The art and the science of remote control flipping - 2008.08.21: Booze Floozies
- 2008.08.21: Cell-phone Liberty
(Six reasons why the HANG UP Act is wack) - 2008.08.20: Day Bar
- 2008.08.15: Virtual Avenger
- 2008.08.04: Ultimate Music Challenge
The Finals - 2008.07.30: Attention Visitors - Technical Difficulties
- 2008.07.24: Open and Shut
(Revisiting the mysterious death of Michelle von Emster) - 2008.07.18: John Cusack with a Boom Box
- 2008.06.30: Ultimate Music Challenge
Week 6 - 2008.06.27: Gitmo-a-go-go
- 2008.06.24: Ultimate Music Challenge
Week 5 - 2008.06.16: Ultimate Music Challenge
Week 4 - 2008.06.13: Troy Johnson Releases Big Gay Book
- 2008.06.12: THE BENEFIT
- 2008.06.10: Finally, the Final Drunk Thoughts
- 2008.06.10: The Good Bigot
- 2008.06.05: Ultimate Music Challenge
Week 2 - 2008.05.29: What is Sportsmanship?
- 2008.05.26: Jesus Christ and his Disciples at the Last Tupperware Party
- 2008.05.24: The #4 Combo
- 2008.05.21: The Bugs of Summer
- 2008.05.14: Mister Lazarus
- 2008.05.13: Condom Nazi
- 2008.04.30: Bombing Catholics
(Passing the gasses of rational thought) - 2008.04.26: Decker on The Hangover Show
- 2008.04.21: Follow up of Perfomance Slam at California Center for the Arts, Escondido
- 2008.04.16: The Crimson Twister
- 2008.04.14: Open Letter to Yankee Fans
- 2008.03.14: No Cussing Week
(Saving the lives of puny little twerps) - 2008.03.03: Horses Hate Me
- 2008.03.02: The Difference between Retreat and Surrender
- 2008.03.02: Instant Replay
(10 quick and easy ways to expedite baseball) - 2008.03.02: A Soldier Returns
(Even Dogs get Post Traumatic Stess Disorder) - 2008.02.06: Your God Sucks
- 2008.02.04: Giants Win! Giants Win! Giants Win!
- 2008.01.02: 'M' is for Madness
- 2007.11.28: Creeping Christmas
- 2007.11.12: Spreading Democracy
- 2007.11.09: Miracles Schmiracles
- 2007.11.02: Negative Elements
- 2007.11.02: Black Dog
- 2007.10.27: The Terrible Secreting Sphinx
(Part 4: Love Rain O'er Me) - 2007.10.27: The Terrible Secreting Sphinx
(Part 3: Cat out of Hell) - 2007.10.27: The Terrible Secreting Sphinx
(Part 2 - Employing the Cat-X) - 2007.10.27: The Terrible Secreting Sphinx
(Part 1: Story of a pisscat) - 2007.10.26: Wouldn't It Be Nice?
(Praying for Giuliani to win the Republican nomination) - 2007.10.22: The Best and Worst Acts of 4th and B
- 2007.10.18: Stalling
(Start spreading the news) - 2007.10.18: Stars and Gripes
(Considering the sanity of the U.S. Flag Code) - 2007.10.13: The Decker/Decker Letters
- 2007.10.13: Mitt Loony
- 2007.10.04: Exclusively Bogus
More manipulation by Fox News - 2007.09.23: The Bandwagon
(Considering rooting for the San Diego Chargers) - 2007.09.08: Alcoholic Amnesia
(Black out strategies for the beginning alcoholic) - 2007.09.07: Walk of Shame
- 2007.09.06: Battle at Kruger
- 2007.09.04: Am I An Alcoholic?
- 2007.09.03: Cash'd Out Wins 20K
- 2007.08.27: Ultmate Music Challenge 1 Viejas
- 2007.08.22: Juicing Barry Bonds
- 2007.08.19: The Alabama Agenda
- 2007.08.19: Eminent Buggery
- 2007.08.17: Terry Fator the singing ventriloquist impersonator
- 2007.08.11: SignonSanDiego interviews Decker
- 2007.08.09: New York Councilwoman Seeks to Ban B-Word
- 2007.08.06: The Terrorists Have Won
- 2007.07.25: Sickopedia
- 2007.07.13: Evil and Pathetic
- 2007.07.12: Biker Bees of Ocean Beach
- 2007.07.10: Petco Boycott Fizzles
- 2007.07.10: The Revoking
He's just not that into you - 2007.07.02: Flight of the Conchords
- 2007.06.29: Send in the Sharks
- 2007.06.26: Sexing God
- 2007.06.19: The Other Green Goddess
- 2007.06.15: Big Mike
- 2007.06.13: The Sopranos season finale
- 2007.06.12: The Groomsmen
- 2007.06.12: Classic Quotes
(Excerpts from the writings of Edwin Decker) - 2007.06.09: Poetic Justice
- 2007.06.05: Eulogy for a Party
(Bill Winston is dead) - 2007.05.31: My Blackout
- 2007.05.17: White Women Twice
- 2007.05.01: Death to the RIAA
- 2007.04.19: Top Ten Ways to Know if the 13 Year-old Girl You Are Flirting With Online is Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC
- 2007.04.19: Pus
- 2007.04.17: Thou Shalt Tighten up Thy Song Writing
(Analyzing "Thou Shalt Always Kill" by Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobious Pip) - 2007.04.17: Top Ten New Pope To-Do List
- 2007.04.17: "Going Postal" Officially Obsolete
- 2007.04.16: Cuzco, Peru
(A souvenir snow globe) - 2007.04.16: An Interview with Henry Rollins
- 2007.04.16: An Interview with Gary Numan
- 2007.04.16: An Interview with Beta Band
- 2007.04.16: Jesus Will Help us Kick Your Ass For the Children
- 2007.04.15: KUSI for Khrist
(Pining for the separation of church and media) - 2007.04.15: Anti Defamation League Response to JS interview
- 2007.04.15: Speaking the Unspeakable
- 2007.04.15: Jewish Sightseeing interview with Decker
- 2007.04.13: Jewish Sightseeing article about Decker's Matisyahu article
- 2007.04.11: Classic Covers
(With Ray Manzarek of The Doors) - 2007.04.11: Decker interviewed by Andy and Max
(103.7 fmThe Binge) - 2007.04.10: The Shitstorm
(Matisyahu debacle letters) - 2007.04.09: 94.9FM The Local Pyle
- 2007.04.08: Amanda Republic
(Dissecting the Pledge of Allegiance) - 2007.04.04: Decker on KPBS
These Days with Tom Fudge - 2007.04.04: DRUNK THOUGHTS
- 2007.04.03: Stoking My Soulfire
The 10th anniversary of Sordid Tales - 2007.04.03: I Am a Jenga Asshole
(From Barzilla and Other Psalms) - 2007.04.02: Email Interview
By J. Marlowe of Rocky Mountain Reader - 2007.04.02: The Tenacious D. Interview
- 2007.04.02: Email Interview
(By Terrie Relf of Espresso Magazine) - 2007.04.02: Everyone Deserves Music
(Interview with Michael Franti) - 2007.04.02: An Interview with Al Jourgensen (Ministry/Revolting Cocks)
- 2007.04.01: The Convention
(Modern Drunkards in Las Vegas) - 2007.04.01: Ed Decker on Fox 6 Television's FoxRox
- 2007.03.31: A Dirty Stinking Grind
- 2007.03.31: Guzzle and Go Goddamit
(Hints, tips and etiquette on how to close the bar) - 2007.03.31: Drunk Tank
- 2007.03.31: Searching for Billy Mumy
(From Barzilla and Other Psalms) - 2007.03.31: Almost Sorry
Feeling really awful about my last column - 2007.03.30: Overstoned!
- 2007.03.09: The Binge
(March 2007) - 2007.03.07: Message to the Gays
(The difference between discrimination and oppression) - 2007.03.06: Flags of Our Fathers
- 2007.03.03: Marie Antoinette
- 2007.03.01: Premonition
- 2007.02.11: Thou Shalt Not Kill
(Why the Ten Commandments are so damn silly) - 2007.01.04: Not a Nazi
(No reason for shomer negiah) - 2007.01.03: Just Another Yahu
(Matisyahu insults women) - 2006.12.29: The Santa Conspiracy
(Coming to the defense of conspiracy theorists) - 2006.11.26: Scapegoats
(From Barzilla and Other Psalms) - 2006.11.25: With
(From Barzilla and Other Psalms) - 2006.11.25: Do You Accept Jesus Christ as Your Personal Trainer
(From Barzilla and Other Psalms) - 2006.11.25: The Pain of You
(From Barzilla and Other Psalms) - 2006.11.25: Lizard
- 2006.11.25: Long Poems
- 2006.11.25: New Hymm for the Ex Catholic
- 2006.11.24: Catholic with an Asterisk
- 2006.11.20: Book Review by Tony Phillips
- 2006.11.16: Beacon Article on Barzilla
- 2006.11.15: Edwin Decker Fouls His Own Easter Basket Again
(The Association of Alternative Newsweeklies [AAN] hates me) - 2006.11.15: Too Soon
(Not On My Messiah Yo) - 2006.11.14: Raise Your Glass To Modern Drunkard Magazine
(From the Washington Post) - 2006.11.14: BARZILLA BOOK RELEASE PARTY
- 2006.10.30: Extraordinary Rendition
- 2006.10.04: American Pussy
(Feeling offended is the national pasttime) - 2006.09.04: The Summer of Samantha
(More notes from another dirty old man) - 2006.02.27: Thievery Corporation
(An interview) - 2005.12.15: Gateway to Heaven
(Is marijuana a gateway to harder drugs?) - 2005.11.26: Barzilla
- 2005.10.27: Kings of Leon
- 2005.10.10: The Possum King
Parts 1, 2 and 3 - 2005.06.14: In Defense of Anne Coulter
(Sort of) - 2005.04.08: Fungus!
"There is a thing on my penis." - 2005.03.10: The Federal Department of Supporting the Troops a Lot
- 2004.12.15: Doing the Right Thing
(The day I discovered I was a heterosexual) - 2004.10.27: The Gay Gene
- 2004.10.13: The Dragon
(Living with a woman who quit smoking) - 2004.08.09: I Hate Beer Gardens
- 2004.06.15: I Hate Cheerleaders
- 2004.04.17: Family Values
- 2004.01.07: The Ten Commandments of Rock and Roll
- 2003.07.09: Armageddon of Queer
(Tearing the very fabric of society) - 2002.08.28: Skinny Dipping on the Dock
- 2002.08.21: Job Application
(A mission statement) - 2002.08.20: Turn Turn Turn
(Farewell to SLAMM) - 1999.10.29: Ice-T
- 1999.08.01: Roger Waters Impostor?
- 1995.12.01: The Black Rook
- 1995.11.24: Vito's Ark
- 1990.03.23: Links
- 1990.01.01: FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
- 1990.01.01: MAILING LIST
- 1962.08.23: Last Seven Columns
- 1962.08.20: INTRODUCTION TO SORDID TALES
- 1962.04.02: HAIKU MOVIE REVIEWS
(INTRODUCTION) - 1962.03.31: SORDID TALES OF A BARTENDER IN HEAT
(Introduction) - 1962.03.27: CONTROVERSIAL COLUMNS
- 1962.03.26: BIO
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