
(To be spoken/read in the style of the Gregorian Chant)
Then Jesus did pass the Tupperware to his disciples, and say,
“This . . . is my product line. It will keep the blood of the everlasting covenant fresh for we–eeks”
Jesus then showed them the deluxe set.
He opened his arms wide, and said, “Perhaps I can interest you in the hamburger press and freezer set? The Hamburger Press and Freezer Set makes a great Christmas gi–ift”
And the disciples passed it around.
And paul said, “Write me down for a set, Je–sus
And john said, “Me too–oo,”
And peter said, “I’ll take two, one for my sister and one for my bruh–ther.
And Judas testified, “But, Jesus, doth not Ziploc bags serve the same function as Tupperware and yet is much chea–per?
And Jesus said, “Yo Judas, why you always trying to fuck up my shi–it?”
Here is a live reading of The Last Tupperware Party
Thanks to Alicia Champion of Durga Sound for the audio


