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Here is a short film called Stalling that some friends and I put together a few weeks ago at the Southern California Writer’s Conference in L.A.
Actually, they did all the work. I just have a small, for lack of a better word, acting role. I play, believe it or not, OJ Simpson. We filmed it in the middle of the night in the hotel bathroom. It was quite fun really, boozing it up in the men’s room making a movie while all the other conferees were sleeping.
Speaking of the Writer’s Conference, I’m now on their staff. The next one is in San Diego on Presidents Day Weekend (Feb 15-18) and I will probably be doing some sort of workshop. Stay tuned for more info.

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Cyanide Pill
(Rob Garbowski’s company, he designed this website)

Sweettooth
(Rob’s rock band)

Puna Press
(My publisher)

San Diego CityBeat Magazine
(My flagship paper)

CityBeat Blog
(Where we the writers of CityBeat all go to shoot the shit)

Below are 7 different festivals and/or events which I produce, organize or am in other ways involved:

1. Southern California Writer’s Conference
(I started working for them recently. Will probably start doing workshops soon. Stay tuned)

2. San Diego Indie Music Festival
(To hell with corporate. This is independant music. Independant!

3. San Diego Music Awards

4. North Park Music Thing

5. CityBeat Festival of Beers

6. Ultimate Music Challenge (a music competition in Viejas that I judge)

7. Ultimate Music Challenge Judges Blog

Tyler Jordan
(Tyler did a crapload of art for Barzilla and Other Psalms)

The Binge
(The only radio show that condones drinking, with your hosts Andy and Max)

Michael Steven Gregory
(Author, Independent film maker, executive director of the Southern California Writer’s Conference and bad-ass disc golfer to boot)

Winston’s Beach Club
710 Beach Club
(Two nightclubs where I bartend)

Mike Sager
(A fellow San Diego resident and friend to CityBeat, Sager is currently a reporter for Esquire . His former gigs include, staff writer for Washington Post, contributing editor for Rolling Stone, and writer-at-large for GQ)

Modern Drunkard Magazine
(A pulp tome of boozing and debauchery – featuring Sordid Tales)

Out of the Gutter Magazine
(A modern journal of pulp and degenerate fiction — featuring Sordid Tales)

Stairs to Nowhere (Tijuana Tales)
(A superb blog by my friend and colleague at CityBeat, Kinsee Morlan)

My Week in Music
(Scott Zensen, online San Diego music reporter: RIP 2008)

Note: If you don’t see your question asked and answered here, post yours in the comments field at the bottom and it will be answered shortly.

Q: Who built your website?
A: My graphic designer friend Rob Garbowski configured the template. He also created the banner on the main page. His band Sweettooth, by the way, rocks quite well.
Cyanide Pill
Sweettooth

Q: What is the “Archived Site” mentioned on the navigation bar?
A: That’s my old website. There is a lot of material over there (including some travel journals, a score of interviews, and all my old Sordid Tales of a Bartender in Heat columns) that was just going to take way too much time to repost, one article at a time, over here. Too much work, not enough time in the day. You can still visit the old site, but it’s more like a ghost town over there, which is fine. Ghost towns can be fun too. But it’s here where the action is.

Q: Do you have Instant Messaging?
A: Yes, I’m on AOL (AIM) , screen name: edecker62. Feel free to drop my line.

Q: Are you on any social networking sites?
A: Yes:

Twitter
Facebook
Myspace
BlipFM (online DJ site – awesome!)

Q: I hear you play chess. How can I challenge you?
A: I play on a free chess site. Just go to www.chesscolony.com and register for free. Then look me up and challenge me to a game. My user name is rooksmasher. Shoot me an email when you’re ready to challenge so I know to accept.

Q: Can you write articles on spec for my newspaper or magazine?
A: Absolutely. I am a freelancer and am able and open to picking up new writing assignments.

Q: Are you available for readings and speaking engagements?
A: Yes. I routinely schedule readings and other spoken word performances in California. I also occasionally visit classrooms of all grades to talk about writing and journalism. Just email me for more info.

Q: How do I find out about upcoming readings and other events?
A: Sign up for the mailing list

Q: When can I catch you on the radio?
A: As of now,  The Binge on 103.7 Free FM (in San Diego) is on hiatus. The Binge, hosted by Andy and Max, is the only show on radio that condones drinking. Or, as the hosts put it, The Binge is about the 4 food groups: Drinking, Sports, Music and Women. The show airs every Friday at 10pm and I am a recurring guest the first Friday of every month when I sit in the studio and shoot the shit with Max and Andy about bartending and boozing. I also do a recurring bit called Drunk Thoughts. Tune in and/or call the studio. (619) 570-1037. We’d love to talk to you.

Q: Is Drunk Thoughts a ripoff of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey?
A: Yes, most definitely.

Q: Why is it that I sometimes don’t see your Sordid Tales column in CityBeat. Isn’t it a weekly column?
A: Sordid Tales is now a biweekly column. It used to be in the paper every week, but I found that being on the weekly column grind kept me from getting things done, such as revamping my website, or publishing books. From now on Sordid Tales can be found in CityBeat Magazine every other week, usually around page 7 or so.

Q: How do I get the current Sordid Tales online?
A: You can get it right here, the same day it hits the stands, every other Wednesday. Just click on CURRENT COLUMN in the Category menu on the right side of the page.

Q: Why does Sordid Tales have two names?
A: When Sordid Tales first began in 1997, it was called Sordid Tales of a Bartender in Heat. It ran in a now defunct music and culture magazine called SLAMM. Sordid Tales of a Bartender in Heat was about the comedy and the tragedy of the nightclub business as told by a veteran mixologist.

For about 6 years, that was the title, until SLAMM sold its interest to Southland Publishing and became San Diego CityBeat. The people at Southwest decided they wanted to keep my column in the mix but asked if I wouldn’t mind broadening the theme a tad since CityBeat would be distributed to a much larger, more diverse audience.

It was good timing because after 6 or so years I had become bored with the industry-only topics to which Sordid Tales of a Bartender in Heat was limited. So, with the blessing of my new editor, Dave Rolland, I shortened the title and widened the scope: Where Sordid Tales of a Bartender in Heat was about the tragedy and the comedy of the bar scene as told by a veteran bartender, Sordid Tales was about the tragedy and comedy of the universe as seen through a bartender’s eyes. This allowed me to write about anything I wanted while still keeping the bartender tone: current events, politics, religion, romance, sports, cinema, science, pop culture, and of course sex and drugs and rock and roll now all easily fall under the umbrella of Sordid Tales coverage.

Q: How can I order Barzilla online?
A: Try Puna Press

Q: Which bookstores carry Barzilla?
A: If you live in San Diego, there are several bookstores you can get it from:
Blue Stocking Books (3817 Fifth Avenue: Hillcrest)
Borders (1072 Camino Del Rio N.: Mission Valley
The Black (5017 Newport Ave: Ocean Beach)
M-Theory Records (915 Washington Street: San Diego)
The Grove (3010 Juniper Street: South Park)
Warwicks (7812 Girard Avenue: La Jolla)
Ducky Waddles (414 North Coast HWY 101: Encinitas)

Q: Will there ever be a compilation of your Sordid Tales columns?
A: Yes. Stay tuned here.

Q: What is Modern Drunkard Magazine?
A: Only one of the funniest drinking periodicals ever. It’s all about booze culture. They reprint my Bartender columns but that’s not why I think it’s so great. It’s just good, funny shit. The art is pulp-noir, the writing style is unapologetic hooch humor.

Modern Drunkard Magazine is based in Denver but distributed nationally. The best part about it is, every year they have a convention. It’s usually in Las Vegas, which is the perfect place for a convention of drunkards. It’s always a blast. The Modern Drunkard Magazine convention is basically a 3-day drunkfest, with awesome live bands and performance artists, burlesque shows, contests, speakers, mixers, after hours parties and of course booze booze booze everywhere you turn.

Q: How can I get the print version of Modern Drunkard?
A: From their website.

Q: Why is it, in your writings, you always say, “second best,” such as, “Annie Hall was Woody Allen’s second best movie,” or “Stephen Hawking is the second smartest scientist”? How come you never say something is the best or the biggest or the smartest?

A: Because superlatives make me uncomfortable. I don’t think anyone can really say what is the best movie is, or who is the smartest scientist. Especially, when somebody else is saying it for you. For instance, I may think Broadway Danny Rose is Woody Allen’s best movie, but you may not, so, I say it’s the second best and let the reader decide for themselves which they think is best.

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Also, if you would like to post a question to be answered in my bartender advice column, or suggest a bartender to feature (both of which are for Pacific San Diego Magazine) this would be the place to do it.

Edwin Decker is a freelance writer and performance artist residing in San Diego. He regularly publishes articles in various newspapers and magazines in San Diego and around the country.

His work has appeared in, to name a few, The San Diego Union Tribune, San Diego Reader, Modern Drunkard Magazine, Seattle Stranger, Tucson Weekly, Creative Loafing (in Atlanta), Cleveland Scene, No Cover, The National Pist (Canada) and his mothership magazine San Diego CityBeat.

Though a freelancer, it is in CityBeat where his column Sordid Tales runs biweekly. Sordid Tales is a satiric and comical look at the world from the perspective of a veteran bartender. It is often irreverent, seedy, controversial and, of course, sordid.

He has performed spoken word in venues throughout San Diego county including the California Center for the Arts in Escondido and the Museum of the Living Artist in Balboa Park.

His book Barzilla and Other Psalms was nominated for a 2007 San Diego Book Award and his performance piece, “Questioning Innocence is Questionable,” won the San Diego Visual Arts Network multi-genre Performance Slam grand prize.

Aside from writing, he is also an event planner and produces and/or operates several major, southern California productions including the Southern California Writer’s Conference, San Diego Music Awards, San Diego IndieFest, The North Park Music Conference and Street Fest and the Ultimate Music Challenge.

Last but not least, Decker is bartender, having slung drinks in several San Diego’s premier live music clubs including the now defunct Bacchanal, 4th and B, Buffalo Joe’s, Club 710 (formerly Blind Melon’s) and Winston’s Beach club where he served as General Manager before being abruptly fired by an alcoholic, semi-insane, though lovable boss.

Decker grew up in Monroe, New York, a small suburbia about 50 miles northeast of Manhattan. His father (now retired) was a grounds-keeper for the New York School for the Deaf. His mother (also retired) was an elementary school teacher and union President for the Cornwall school system in upstate New York. Decker is married with no children thanks to the wonders of birth control and a like-minded wife who would rather have her eyeballs sandblasted than get pregnant.