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Beacon Article on Barzilla

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

‘Barzilla’ attacks Winstons with sharp wit
by Sebastian Ruiz
November 09, 2006

The bar scene brings out some of the most interesting personalities in town every weekend and any bartender can testify to this phenomenon with countless tales of barfly antics. One such witness to debauchery is Ed Decker, local bartender and author of San Diego CityBEAT’s Sordid Tales column has compiled life lessons and late-night accounts into Barzilla and Other Psalms.

Decker will debut his first-ever book on Wednesday, Nov. 15, at 9 p.m., at none other than Ocean Beach bar and music venue Winstons, 1921 Bacon St.

Published through Puna Press, Barzilla is a collection of what Decker calls “hack poetry” with cover artwork by David Lonteen. Each poem stays true to the voice Decker has developed through his CityBEAT opinion column. Decker’s humorous and often morbid prose speaks to life’s truths about death, romance and a dog named Rusty who sends postcards from Europe.

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Barzilla

Saturday, November 26th, 2005

Barzilla

Barzilla stomps into the bar.

Step aside or be squished.

“A beer!” snaps Barzilla
stepping in front of others.

“Hey Baby!” he says to the girl
and sniffs.

Barzilla is besotted by drink
and lust.

Barzilla doesn’t like to lose in pool.
He huffs around the table

Bashing shots and muttering.

He slams the stick to the floor.

He shouts,
“ANOTHER BEER!”

He often pays with nickels and dimes.

Barzilla never, ever, ever, tips.

He drinks shots
and breathes fire.

He says things like,
“Nice tits!”
or
“Put some booze in it this time!”

Sometimes King Kong comes in.

They go at it,
thrashing tables and chairs
like buildings in Tokyo.

Barzilla carries steel.

Don’t fuck with Barzilla.

Image by Dave Lonteen

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