I was walking over to the local liquor store to purchase my writing supplies for the night when I came across two young guys sitting on the curb.
“Excuse me sir,” said one. “If we give you money will you buy us a twelve pack of MGD? We’ll pay you a dollar.”
My first thought was, Wow, a whole dollar – Then I’ll only need 4,999 more to retain a lawyer for the Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor charge.
My second thought was to curl my fingers around his larynx, and holler into his ear, “Don’t ever call me ‘sir’ you little puke.”
My third thought was, I am a bartender — I have a duty to not furnish minors with alcohol.
