Posts Tagged ‘gay marriage’

Separate but Sequel
(No love for seven out of 10 black voters in California)

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

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Like most of the world, I was overwhelmed with emotion last Tuesday night when the people of the United States elected Barack Obama for president.

Wow! How’s that for poetic irony. Just when we thought we were helplessly enslaved by an administration of nearly insane, power-starved, mostly-white, science-rejecting megalomaniacs, in walks a smart-talking, free-thinking black man to emancipate us.

Also, I have been taking extra pleasure in pondering all those hardcore racists out there who must be quite aghast as they watch black people on TV dancing in the streets and sobbing tears of joy. In my fantasy, I imagine some skinhead knucklehead pacing in his living room muttering racial epithets to himself. Perhaps there is a shotgun in his closet, perhaps he will put the shotgun in his mouth. This is my fantasy, so it ends my way.

Yes, Tuesday, Nov. 4, 2008, was a day when you truly felt proud to be an American. But then, on Nov. 5, I read something that changed all that.

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The Custodian

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

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It’s a day like any other. The Custodian sweeps the floor of a local high school, watching, listening.
“Help us!” Somebody screams.

The Custodian ducks into a nearby supply closet. He changes into his flying suit and cape and soars to the sky.

The Custodian is a superhero, of course, put on this planet to protect the sanctity of straight marriage, to sweep away any threats to the American family and mop the floor with whoever gets in his way. He is a guardian, a sentinel–a custodian of traditional wedlock.

“Help! Help!” the cries continue.

The Custodian has superhero hearing. He can locate a distressed marriage from the other side of the planet. These particular calls are coming from a married couple living in a Texas trailer park. With a powerful gust of wind, The Custodian lands on their doorstep.

“What seems to be the problem, trailer park couple?” he asks in his deep, confident superhero voice.

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